{"id":2631,"date":"2010-06-25T10:35:10","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T09:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adesgana.com\/blog\/?p=2631"},"modified":"2010-06-25T10:35:25","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T09:35:25","slug":"cosas-que-nadie-me-dijo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/2631_cosas-que-nadie-me-dijo\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosas que nadie me dijo\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 500px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-content\/uploads\/pornodisney.jpg\" alt=\"Porno+Disney\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u2026pero que aprend\u00ed de todas maneras<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Bajo este t\u00edtulo se esconden las ilustraciones de <a href=\"http:\/\/alexnoriegasketchblog.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Alex Noriega<\/a> especializadas en decir las cosas tal cu\u00e1l son y en dar buenos consejos que quiz\u00e1s a\u00fan nadie te ha dado. Para muestra, la ilustraci\u00f3n de arriba:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Texto: Las pelis porno y Disney son responsables de la mayor parte de seres humanos frustrados que conozco<br \/>\nNi\u00f1a: \u00bfD\u00f3nde demonios est\u00e1 mi pr\u00edncipe azul?<br \/>\nNi\u00f1o: \u00bfD\u00f3nde demonios est\u00e1 mi puta insaciable?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Visto en <a href=\"http:\/\/punio.blogspot.com\/2010\/06\/stuff-no-one-told-me-but-i-learned.html\" target=\"_blank\">el blog de Pu\u00f1o<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026pero que aprend\u00ed de todas maneras. Bajo este t\u00edtulo se esconden las ilustraciones de Alex Noriega especializadas en decir las cosas tal cu\u00e1l son y en dar buenos consejos que quiz\u00e1s a\u00fan nadie te ha dado. Para muestra, la ilustraci\u00f3n de arriba: Texto: Las pelis porno y Disney son responsables de la mayor parte de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,25,22],"tags":[405,31],"class_list":["post-2631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artes-varias","category-ilustracion","category-webs","tag-consejos","tag-humor-grafico"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carloselrojo.com\/adesgana\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}